However, tomorrow all the other primary students except Primary Six will be on holidays! The UPSR's exam is starting tomorrow.. Best of Luck to all the Primary Six students all over Malaysia! Read the questions and answer it! Hehehe..
And the next week, I'll be having our monthly exams! Urghhh... :p
Since Halloween is just around the corner, here's some jokes to cheer the day and also hopefully bring smiles and laughter to my reader, visitors and friends..
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
==> Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
==> A wash and wear wolf
"Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit!
"Igor : Don't worry, I'll lengthen it."
What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?
==> Flatman and Ribbon !
What do you call a clever monster?
==> Frank Einstein.
What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?
==> I didn't know we lived on the same block.
"Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school?"
==> Because two heads are better than one.
"FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner?
SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten."
What do sea monsters have for dinner?
==> Fish and ships.
Note : Should you are looking for Halloween Costumes Ideas, check it out at http://halloweencostumesideas.us . What I like it there is because the variety Smurf Costumes and Angry Birds Costumes!
And if you have a Facebook account (make sure you are logged in), do check at the top corner of the site and you can download a FREE report (without optin) by clicking the picture "witch on the broom"!
Happy Halloween!
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